Milk It.

What more can I say? It's a cock themed day!

Also, one thing I could say is that I think I might have to do this to Rye tonight.

Handjobs, Stockings and Leonard Cohen.

When we put together our "Ten Most Fuckable Songs Ever" list this past week, Leonard Cohen never would have crossed either of our pervy, salacious minds.

Yet somehow...

The song in this context gives the grainy, far-away footage a nostalgic quality. Like at the end of "Home for the Holidays," when the never actually captured home movies from their past hit the screen.

Except, you know, fucking.

Oh, and the date stamp helps sell the period nature of this piece.
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Cock Worship, Volume 2.

Sometimes, a nice juicy cock just speaks for itself.

Like Rye's last night. As he jerked himself off for me, I gladly provided the much needed wetness. And the ass to blow it on.

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Ready for Their Close-Up.

Yeah, Mr. DeMille and all that. I clearly got lazy with this headline.

But that doesn't mean the makers of this video were. Need some close-up cock in pussy fucking in your life? Look no further.
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Excuse Us, Agent Cooper: Would You Like A Slice Of Pie?

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. He's right here in the bath and his name is Dale Cooper.

If you are not acquainted with this man, take a deep breath in because you're about to get real acquainted with his forearms, thighs, cheeky smile, love for Radiohead and expert ability to make us giggle and then need to fuck immediately.

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Just looked at the pics of Violets great tits. I know you have used some nipple clamps on them but have you ever done tit bondage? They look perfect for some rope to be used on them...

You know, never once have we tried the nipple clamps. Though we made a recent purchase of clothespins for different reasons, which got me thinking. They may make an appearance soon.

However, we HAVE done some of this tit bondage you speak of. And yes, they ARE perfect for tying up. Check out these two posts, one with a story, the other, a photo:

http://totalsex.xyz/2016/07/and-just-like-that-its-tuesday.html

http://totalsex.xyz/2016/07/not-bad-way-to-start.html

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Torn Jeans and Rye's Sweaters.

It's "spring", which means Violet is wearing her torn jeans as much as possible. Around the house, outdoors, whenever the temps rise above 50, which isn't often lately. So even if it's cold, the adorable wife of mine wears those shredded sex pants on nights indoors. Even if that means stealing my favorite sweater for her own personal warmth.

And on nights where she's rocking my oversized wool sweater and shredded jeans, she also thinks she'll somehow get away with me not stuffing my hands down her pants. Or making her do the same with her own tiny hands.

Guess again, Violet.

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You Squirt, I Squirt.

I can't speak highly enough of this here video.

Why? Well, to start, it features some impressive squirting. And then brings it home with a finish that some only dream of.

Behold:
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Stockings, Billy Ocean and the Like.

It's clear how much I love stockings now. I don't need to go over this again. But it doesn't mean I'm about to stop collecting/posting my fetishes. Not by a long shot.

You reap the benefits.

For some reason, she got me thinking about Billy Ocean.

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The 10 Most Fuckable Songs. Ever.

We now present to you good people ten songs worth fucking to. The list can go on and on, we've fucked to pretty much our entire music catalog. Which is thorough.

These days, it's usually one side of a record that plays, then spins as we forget about everything else and put fingers and hands and cocks and mouths in and on places.

Anyway, there's really no better place to start than with some OutKast. Whenever we don't know what to play, we just push play on their catalog. If it ever gets to the end and we're still fucking, it means two things. One, that we spent a whole day fucking. And two, we should probably start it over.
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Circles.

Violet shaved her pussy yesterday. Which means there will be much of this to come in the next few days.

Not to say that I eat her more when she's clean shaven, but that someone that goes to that trouble deserves to be rewarded.

Are you guys poly/open/swingers?

Nope, nope and nope. We're having too much fun with just each other. And I'm not done exploring her completely yet. And vice versa.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

For the Funny Formspring Query: V's Amazing Tits.

So because of the very clever and funny question, "Why are V's breasts so amazing? Use pictures to explain!" on our Formspring, we decided that this lucky questioner needed a new set of photos. And that V would get a new bra for that set.

We finally got around to it this weekend, and here are your results:

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Do you ever watch porn together and what are some of your favorites?

We do watch porn together, but not studio produced porn. We enjoy Camille Crimson's work, plus the occasional video that pops up on Fleshbot by Erika Lust. But mostly, we enjoy real couples having sex and enjoying each other. Nothing is hotter than genuine "gotta get that orgasm" fucking.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Why are V's breasts so amazing? Use pictures to explain!

Sorry it took so long to respond to this one. We decided it was too funny a question to overlook and deserved new photos of Violet's glorious tits, not just links to old posts. And in a new bra, no less. Look for the set tomorrow morning!

And great question!

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Toying with the Aneros.

I've been putting off a review of the Aneros Maximus for quite some time now. During that time, I've tested the toy again and again. Each time, I end up with the same result, this thing is the fucking tits.

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And Dust My Cock While You're At It.

That's right, Ms. Hustler herself, Camille Crimson, treats us to a new (and LONG, clocking in at over 10 minutes) blowjob video. What's new, you say? Well, it's Camille, so clearly, you're interested.

Additionally, as if you needed further selling points, she's dressed as a French. Fucking. Maid. I know. The most cliched erotic costume of all time gets a revisit by the buxom redhead, and it makes me want to invest in the tackiest of tacky costumes yesterday.

OH MY. Tongue bath much?

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Indiana Jones and the Lost Wedding Ring.

Keep digging, you'll find it!

Also, while you do that, I'm gonna whip this dick out and give it hell.

It's The Freakin' Weekend.

"Dear Violet,
These are some things I found. I thought you might enjoy watching them while I'm working this weekend. Enjoy yourself.
Love, Rye"

That's the email I found in our inbox this morning when I woke up and lazily drank coffee in my pajamas while poor Rye went to work. He had thoughtfully spent his days off during the week gathering three videos for my weekend enjoyment, and enjoying them is just what I set out to do. His intention, I am certain, was to inspire a jerk-off session, along with a few photos sent to him while he was at work.

He'll probably still get that, but he's also inspired something a bit more... um... verbose.
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Because.

Because it's snowing.
Because the light was great.
Because I was listening to Serge Gainsbourg.
Because.

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Premature Maturity.

So lately, I've had a bit of an issue.

I don't want to call it premature anything, but I also don't want to color it as if it were anything different.

For the past few months, for whatever reason, I've fallen into this strange trap. The first part of this trap involves me masturbating infrequently. As a healthy younger dude (now being a healthy slightly older dude), it was not unusual for me to go for it once a day, whether or not I was also getting a bit of Violet that day (usually the case).
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Rye at Home.

We often hear from you lovely readers with a repeated, urgent request: MORE RYE, NOW!

So when we're both at home and he's walking around the apartment, doing chores in boxer briefs that keep making their way below his ass, picking out records while basically giving me the full show, how am I NOT supposed to photograph that?

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