Ten Things.

You should definitely read this piece, 10 Things They Should Have Taught Us In Sex Ed. That is all.

Oh, and while you're at it, sign up for this. TRUST.

New Things.

New things.

Jobs.
Apartments.
Schedules.
Projects.
Etc.

This is basically just an acknowledgement that we've been a bit inconsistent lately. And if not an apology, at least a "yeah, we know..." to all of our lovely readers and friends.

We'll be back, don't you worry.

Violet+Rye Do Nightline.

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The Final Frontier.

This post is dedicated to bottoms. Whether getting into them, getting out of them, or tossing them on the floor, bottoms are the delicate, lovely last frontier before we get a whole world unto us. A sexy, tiny, revealing, wet, lovely last frontier.

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The Drawer.

After Penelope wrote in with her question about the need for sex toy cleaner, several of you asked to see how we store our INSANE amount of sex toys. Today, we show you.

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50 Shades of YECHHHH.

So we realize we haven't talked about 50 Shades of Grey on here. At all.

And we promise we probably won't ever again. For the same reason we don't talk about Twilight or Hunger Games or any other poorly written, young adult skewed boredom. And yes, 50 Shades of Grey is young adult fiction to us, despite the graphic and kinda gross sex writing (the first draft was written with the sadsack vampires from that steampile Twilight in place of the leads, for fuck sake). In our brains, it's in the same field, no matter what anyone will ever say to us. Shit is shit.

A quick aside, stop calling it "my sex"!!! It's your fucking cunt. Your aching pussy. Your quivering quim. Just not your "sex". I just vomited on my keyboard.

Anyway, someone also felt like this book was as silly as we do. And those people are geniuses. Because they hired Gilbert Gottfried.

How did it take us so long to find this???*
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Did You Misplace Your Rubber Pussy? China Found It.

Did anyone lose their rubber vagina/anus (sorry, I mean, "rare mushroom"). Maybe it's in China...

Guys, this is the most insane thing I think I've ever seen. And I've seen a LOT of insane shit. I can't stop laughing. Someone call for help.

Via Reddit.

Our Wish For You. And Us.

Let's just say that I'm hoping some of this will be in the very near future.

For us and you.

Implicit. Explicit. In the Details.

We feel like this series of photos really sums up what we're all about.

What's shown.
What's not shown.
And what's in the details.

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Want to See a Video?

Here's the deal. You perverts that follow us already are excluded from this, clearly. But as for anyone else that checks in on us each day, and we know there are MANY of you, consider giving our blog a follow. We've got over 500 Twitter followers, nearly 150 Google Reader subscriptions and only 82 Blogger followers.

Here's the dilemma. We told you when we started this here blog that at 100 followers, we'd release our first video. Little did we know, the idea of "following" a Blogger site is pretty outdated at this point, as there are so many other ways to ensure you get the daily dish from your favorite bloggers. SO, while we understand that notion, we also stand by our original deal. Get us to 100 Blogger follows and a video is yours for the viewing.

We're 18 away. It's not that much. Consider it an act of charity to those that have been following from the start just to get a glimpse of us in action.

Until then, photos, stories and cultivated galleries are yours for the gawking. Thanks lovelies!

Why Does Sin Taste So Good?

Pervert darlings, it's getting hot where we are. Is it the same for you? Just in case, we wanted to introduce you to our favorite new summer treat: The Vice Lolly.

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What Intimacy Means to Us.

As you all know by now, Violet and I are big fans of intimacy. In any shape that it takes.

Sometimes, that shape is in two hands, woven together.

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Rye, have you ever sucked another man's cock and if not would you? Violet, does the thought of that excite you?

Nope, I certainly haven't. Though not for lack of opportunity. We've got several friends that have nearly begged me to do so. In front of Violet. And while yes, we both agree that it's flattering, it's not something that interests me.

Though if it ever did, V and I would talk about it and she would probably urge me to try and the fact that I was into it would turn her on and maybe she'd masturbate while watching. But that's just how we are.

As for does it turn her on now? Not really.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Good Enough to Eat.

Given today's cock theme, I figured I should show you what we do when that cock you pull out is good enough to eat. We pretty much, well... eat it.

Show Me What You're Working With.

Is there anything more exciting than pulling off your man's pants for the first time and revealing what he's working with? The first time I peeled off Rye's jeans and saw that cock spring out, I'm not gonna lie, I raised my arms triumphantly and cheered, "YES."

Yeah, that actually happened.

So here it is, dedicated to the men in our lives. Show me what you're working with.

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Toy Cleaner, Yes or No?

{Quick foreword. Foreword for a question? Gosh you have demanding readers. I was going to leave this in your Formspring but it wasn't letting me tell the whole story, so I thought I'd email you instead. Hope that's okay.}

Guys, I did it. I bought my Lelo, inspired in great part by all your sex-positive writing. But when the store clerk asked if I was set for lube & toy cleaner I automatically replied "of course", but it wasn't until I left the store that I realized that was halfway towards a blatant lie. I've always washed my toys with soap and water and didn't even know there was such a thing as cleaner designed specifically for vibrators and the like. (Lube, on the other hand...) So, being that this is my first "high end", proper vibrator, I was wondering how you guys clean and store your arsenal?

Cheers,

Penelope

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For the 500 Twitter Follows.

Well, you earned it. As promised, we hit 500 followers on Twitter today, so here it is. This was sent to Rye on Friday while he worked diligently. I hung at home, taking a full on manual approach to all matters in my pants.

Enjoy, perverts!

Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.
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A Corseted Camille.

While we were on hiatus, many of you emailed, commented and Tweeted us with some very kind words. Which we're very thankful for. The only thing better than readers are kind, generous and supportive readers.

Readers like this lady right here:

While we were away, not only did she once again blog about us, but she also let us know she'd been thinking about us and hoped everything was ok. And it was. Totally. But having people like this around makes blogging about sex an even richer experience.

Oh, and that generosity I was speaking of? Camille's got PLENTY.

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This Video is the Tits.

It's also adorable, catchy and in French. We can't get enough of these cute-ass tits.

Vincha - Les p'tits seins from Vincha / 7titres 7clips on Vimeo.

Wet Naked People.

Ok, so we're back! Mostly.

We'll be a little sporadic over the next few weeks, probably not posting every day, but at least we're no longer on hold. Thanks for waiting up for us, had some personal business to attend to which consumed pretty much all free time. And now we've regained a good chunk of that free time back.

But enough of that, let's get to some wet naked people. Shall we?

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A Disgusting Old Pervert to Warm All Our Hearts.

Good morning (afternoon)! We know this is late, but we got appropriately shitfaced with some of our loveliest friends last night, so you'll forgive us. You'll especially forgive us after you watch this video of a disgusting old pervert that really warmed our hearts.

Salam Kahil runs a sandwich shop in Vancouver that we obviously need to go visit. What does he like more than sandwiches? Talking about blowjobs. So, like, we're pretty sure we'd get along.
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We Are Not Morning People.

Perhaps someday, we'll be the type of people that get up, first thing.

Make coffee.
Eat a good breakfast.
Get shit done.

But not now. Now, we're the people that GET UP early. But then lounge.

Read shit on our iThings.
Stumble for coffee at some point.
Eat the midday breakfast/lunch combo.

And that's okay. Because sometimes, even after motivating to get into the shower, Violet returns to bed and just keeps on keeping on. Checking Reddit and Buzzfeed like the fucking nerds we are.

And nerds we may be, but make that a nerd with a GREAT ass.

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Droppin' SCIENCE.

Yeah, that's right. Because every now and then, you should watch some really smart people talk about how penises work and give you some facts you didn't know about orgasms. TED Talks, y'all!

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My Name is Rye and I Have Body Issues.

Yes, that's right. An admission must be made:

I've got body issues.

I put naked photos of myself online, videos of us fucking, even a video of me jerking off. And yet...

Body. Issues.

Now, I don't want this to come off as a whiny, woe is me thing. Or some form of seeking approval or drawing a compliment. This isn't about that. I've been blessed with a pretty great metabolism and based on what you may have seen of me, you might think "fuck that dude, he's just being a whiny asshole, he's lucky, blah blah." And that might be the case to someone reading this. And that's okay. Sure, I do have a pretty great metabolism and am lucky and on and on. BUT, this is just my way of airing some shit that I've dealt with for quite some time. Regardless of whatever the perception of me might be, what's going on in my brain is something different. And something I think I might finally be defeating.

And with that out of the way, let's dive right into the deep:

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You Question. We Answer.

We had a slew of questions come in the past few weeks, and here they are, all bundled together in a nice little package.

V+R, Long time follower, first time asker. I am headed out to the woods for a summer job and will be without my partner and the internet for months! But there will be electricity and therefore, porn! Other than Camille Crimson, recommendations?

Whoa! What a difficult blow you've been served! Unless, of course, you WANT to go to the woods for the summer with no partner or internet. In which case, right on! Luckily, Camille's DVD is out very soon (anyone know if it's been released officially yet?). We're also big fans of Erika Lust and the stuff being produced at Blue Artichoke. Take a look into both of those and see if anything whets your appetite.

And when you return, who knows, you might have some new treats from yours truly...
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Summer is Here.

There are summer days, where you're returning from the beach.
The night is warm, so you walk home for the final stretch.
The city is mostly gone. Off to vacation homes. Or visiting family.
You sneak glances.
Stolen moments.

Summer is here.

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A Hiatus.

Sorry lovelies, but we've had some unexpected turns in our personal life and need to focus on several things before we can come back to posting full time. There may be some posts here and there, but not the daily updates like there have been. We shouldn't be gone too long, and yes, Violet and I are perfectly fine, so don't go worrying there either.

We'll see you all soon and thanks for understanding!

Love,
V+R

Hotel Sex.

A few weekends ago, we enjoyed a jaunt out of town. I'm not sure about you perverts, but a weekend out of town for us means several key things.

1. Teasing each other publicly in a city full of strangers.
2. Hotel pool makeout sessions.
3. Hotel sauna fingering sessions.
4. Doggy-style sex, pressed against a wide open window in broad daylight.
5. Violet making me eat my cum out her pussy for the first time.

We're already looking forward to our next trip.

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Lather Up!

Remember what we said about outdoor showers? Yeah, we stand by that shit.

Lather up, let's do this!
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