Welcome Back.

So, there are times when these things happen.

You take a vacation.
You get really sick on said vacation.
You start a new job.
You move.
You lack internet for about a week.
You get internet back.

And here we are.

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The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2016.

Well, today marks our departure for The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2016. We'll be off for the rest of the week, at beaches and assorted nice places, most likely eating and drinking things, showing a lot of tit and being generally unacceptable for public consumption. We might be checking in sporadically in case someone urgently needs us and our frank sexual chatter, who's to say?

Enjoy your weeks, you lovable gang of perverts!

Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.
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With No Pants On.

R: We always have such good intentions about Uncommon Appetites photos on vacation.
V: Well, I took my pants off in the street yesterday.

Violet tweeted this while we were on our trip. And you bet your ass (and hers) that we'd be showing you the results.

Perverted Road Trip.

Hello, darlings. We'll be absent for the rest of the week, taking a little vacation to soothe our brains and sneak dirty pictures in other states.

We promise to return with photographic evidence of our exploits and a renewed enthusiasm for making you jerk yourselves off. See you soon!

All of your filthy fuckers who follow you and your dirty sex quests are worried... are you two ok? I miss you and am hoping you have not given up on all us here who love your filthy fucking :) -Eve

Hello, darlings! Don't worry, we haven't gone far. Just giving the creative juices - and, er, other juices - some time to repopulate. You know, as the days get warmer and longer, there's so much more socializing, fucking, eating, fucking, drinking, etc. to be done. But don't worry, we're just drumming up some inspiration for future filthy fucking.

via Bend Me Over, of course.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

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Welcome to 2016.

We hope your new year is off to a grand start. Here's how we ended our 2016, sunning our parts.

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