I often talk about the chuckle and little bristle of pride that I get when a man cat-calls me in public. I know I'm supposed to be offended by his thinking of me as a sex object, but let's be honest: I like being a sex object sometimes. This particular line of thinking got me to wondering if other women cat-call men in their heads as much as I do. And, let's be honest, when you see all this ass up in them jeans, you're going to know why I'm asking.
I mean, why don't we do this? Sometimes I catch a glimpse of my husband's ass while he's going about his daily activities and am just like, DAMN SON.
This one might be my favorite of the bunch. If you're thinking to yourself, "I'd like to take a bite out of that." I'll tell you from experience; yes, you really would.
Sweet dreams, ladies. Maybe some day this week, we'll all be emboldened to look that well-dressed man on the subway in the eye and ask him to shake what his mama gave him.
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