N'Joyed.

Please, let this post serve as a warning. To anyone that is looking to buy an N'Joy Purewand for yourself, for your significant other or for a friend this holiday season, this is what will happen to their pussy.

You've been warned.

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Gee Thanks, GIGI 2.

When LELO sends you an email asking if they can ship you their new g-spot vibrator to test, you don't say, "Oh, thanks very much, but traditionally I haven't had much luck with g-spot vibrators, so I'll pass." You just say yes. And also thank you. Anything else would be like getting a cooler of caviar shipped to you and deciding it's not really for you. So, when LELO asked if we'd like to try the GIGI 2, there was no discussion. The answer was yes. And thank you.

As I've just intimated, I have a pretty picky vagina when it comes to sex toys. But if anyone's going to convince me that a g-spot vibrator is for me, it's going to be LELO.

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Because You Asked.

So, as I tweeted this afternoon: I'm working a bit late this Friday, so V sent me a photo of her masturbating with her favorite toy. Girl is one slutty tease.

Ok then, because someone was savvy enough to ask for it, here's the photo V just sent to me when I told her I had to work late. Greedy little slut.

Also, the text I got after:

"Did you put new batteries in*? The two giant g-spot orgasms it just gave me lead me to say yes."
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C'Mere.

I can't even put into words just how much I love to do this. Getting two fingers snug against V's g-spot and just fucking going for it, full speed ahead, using the old "c'mere" method of finger fucking. She's mine in a matter of minutes, if she even lasts that long.